Heavy.com’s Swarovski Crystal Crotch Designs
So everybody’s talking about that big-titted B-lister Jennifer Love Hewitt and her Bedazzled crotch – apparently the new thing to do is, after you get waxed, have your stylist Beda…
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January 14, 2010CommentMan Up! Best Links For Thursday, January 14th
It’s Thursday! And that means more links! From Octomom to news wipeouts to Mila Kunis to chainsaws, we’ve covered as many bases as we can. Click away!
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January 14, 2010Trainwreck 100: Heidi Montag
his self-described “plastic surgery addict” recently had ten surgeries in a day
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January 13, 2010Man Up! Best Links For Wednesday, January 13th
Wednesday! Hump day! and when you’re through humping, why not click on some damn links!
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January 13, 2010Chrono Workout
The Ki Sanctuary’s Chrono is one of our 20 Worst Internet Losers. Watch this video of him doing his unique brand of martial arts.
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January 12, 2010Daniel Songer Comedy Act Part 34
Daniel Songer is one of our 20 Worst Internet Losers. Check out the 34th installment of his stand-up comedy videos. You won’t laugh once.
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January 12, 2010What Will Simon Cowell Do Next?
Fans of television shows about singing were shocked to learn today that Simon Cowell, acerbic senior judge on American Idol, will be leaving the increasingly less popular program a…
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January 12, 2010Heavy Metal Parking Lot – Punk Belongs On Mars
In this clip from legendary documentary Heavy Metal Parking Lot, a Judas Priest fan tells us what he thinks of punk music.
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January 12, 2010Trainwreck 100: Alex Jones
Conspiracy theorists are, by nature, a less than stable bunch. It takes a very special kind of mind to believe that the moon landing was faked or JFK is still alive somewhere.
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January 12, 2010You Gotta Love This City
My quest to find the worst rap video ever created continues with this hilarious Australian mess, which features the dinkiest of Casio beats and the fudgiest of white boy flows. You…
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January 12, 2010Man Up! Best Links For Tuesday, January 12th
It’s link dumping time, and we’re knocking it out of the park this Tuesday with some insanely hot chicks and some insane hot chicks. There is a difference! Plus awesome photobombs,…
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January 12, 2010What I Think Of These People: Jersey Shore
Pop culture: it moves so fast, it can put your eye out. And for an old dude like myself, who remembers grunge music and when Heroes was good, it can be hard to keep track of what’s…
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January 12, 2010Pruane2′s Debut: Screw You Porn Addicts
Pruane2, aka Sexman, is one of the most notorious Internet losers out there. Watch his debut vlog, “Screw You Porn Addicts.”
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January 12, 2010The 20 Worst Tattoo Typos
Tattoos are forever – or at least forever minus the input of lasers. So if you’re getting inked, you’d think that it’d be wise to run a spellcheck on your body art. The twenty moro…
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January 12, 2010The Most Important Video You Will Ever See
You know that here at Heavy, we don’t throw around superlatives lightly, so if I say that this is the most important video you will ever see, you can bet that it’s at least in the …
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