So the dude who videotaped hot ESPN anchor Erin Andrews through a hotel peephole has been busted, sending a harsh message to all of us who have dreamed of getting noodz of somebody…

Is there anything worse than an Ed Hardy-wearing douchebag? How about two of them?

A Citizens Guide on How to Keep The Planet of the Apes from Happening Provided by the U.S.Commission For Keeping The Planet of the Apes from Happening / A Joint Office of the Feder…

I’ve probably watched this like six hundred times today. Everything about it is perfect.

Check out this gem. The sad thing is, this would probably work.

We all have fond memories of being plopped down in front of the electronic babysitter, basking in the glow of the cathode ray tube while Mommy and Daddy (or Mommy and Uncle Ray) ha…

Hey, you know what I really don’t like? Pictures of nature with cutesty/poignant captions written on them. It’s dumb. It pulls the image down to the level of the sad Hallmark store…

Every week I find five things that make me proud to live in America. This time out was easy – hot girls, country music and steroids.

If you’re like me, and any sane person is at least trying to be, there are two things you love: Hoodwinking rubes, and making fun of people who pretend to have magic powers. There …

Let’s just be straight with each other: Rutger Hauer in a dress, written by the legendary Mr. Mike. Four minutes of perfection.

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Mike Tyson and Megan Fox – both were in the hottest movies of the Summer (The Hangover and Transformers 2, in case you forgot) and both are batcrap crazy. So we decided to make a l…

So yeah, Kimbo Slice is pretty badass. MMA is pretty badass. Abe Lincoln, beards and Chuck Norris are all badass. But how many of those people had to defend their families from mau…

This is what we live for. This is basically our bible, and our favorite sexy time tape (come on, admit it, you always thought bawksy’s eye shadow was hawt), our enclyclopedia and o…

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