Eeeeurgh. Is this really necessary – a bizarre protoplasmic blob that you can, if you so desire, mate with? I mean, aside from in Japan?

So, with Oprah Winfrey in the news once more for a trashy sexual harrassment lawsuit by Corinne Gerhls, a flight attendant on the Big O’s private plane, we thought that it would be…

So the big news on the Twitter-watching front is that Tila Tequila, the woman Myspace made famous for her giant E.T. head and fake-ass titties, threatened to off herself on October…

People are so, so, so, so dumb. The NASA mission to crash a probe into the moon brought out more than the usual amount of stupidity today (it may have something to do with the fact…

Yo, Barack- I’m really happy for you and I’m gonna let you finish, but Mahatma Ghandi was one of the most peaceable dudes of all time. Of all time!

Many people have an emotional attachment to the moon. Some see it as a big pizza pie representing love; to others it’s a key player in their most memorable Pink Floyd concert exper…

Every week, I pick five things that happened in the Land of the Free that made me glad I don’t live in Venezuela or Canada or some other hellhole. Let’s get on it!

This is a bad scene, man. If I gave a lady this she’d hit me with a restraining order so fast I’d get a paper cut on my Johnson.

This was supposed to be funny, but actually ended up being slightly terrifying. These are the most searched terms? The good news is that apparently Americans are not stupid. The ba…

Welcome back to Ask the Experts. Each week, we take questions from you, the Heavy readers, on any topic you can think of. With questions in hand, we spend millions of dollars to fi…

Hi Gizmodo, Generally, I think you’re pretty awesome. Yeah, you post like six billion articles a day so my Google reader has told me personally that he hates you, but your tech art…

Every man has a small selection of amazingly awesome things he would like to see. For some, it may be T-Rexs flying F-16s. For others it may be an army of little people Vikings mar…

If you’re never seen Yooouuutuuube this is probably a good place to start. Yooouuutuuube allows you to tile YouTube videos on to a page with audio. The results are usually absurd a…

In order to promote the new Blacksploi…am I even allowed to be writing this? This feels wrong. Tell you what, there’s a movie coming out, and this is the plot: When “The Man” mur…

Everyone has it drilled into their head from the time they become conscious of sweet lady liquor that you’re never supposed to drink and then drive. But no one ever tells you that …