I didn’t know you even elected a coroner, but apparently you do! And if you vote for Minyard after watching this gleefully trashy clip, you’re voting for inhuman monsters to rise f…

You know what, man, robots have it easy. They don’t have to think or eat or apologize to people for farting even if they don’t mean it. And that’s just ridiculous, that we’ve inven…

Under the jump, an image so hilariously absurd that my poor words can’t do it justice. FATALITY!

Wait, does this actually happen? During the day?

Happy Friday! And we have exactly what you need to make it to the weekend. Sports Illustrated Swimsuit pics, the best faceplant you’ll ever see and 50 wrestling suplexes. Now take …

Every week I pick five things that made me proud to be an American. This week, it was damn easy: fast food, beer, football and Freebird.

The war of the sexes has been fought on multiple fronts – the bedroom as well as the boardroom. But Facebook? You’re damn right, sonny. When this woman asks a simple question about…

I wasn’t there when Al Gore plugged in the Internet, but I can safely assume that two things happened within the first ten minutes: somebody searched for porn and somebody called s…

A shining example of how the American movie industry corrupts absolutely, turning a potential talent into just another nip-slipping red carpet wastoid.

Oh what a day! Who would’ve thought a Thursday would present such amazing links? Seriously. Sit down, grab a beer or six and click away. Thank us later.

Real talk: Ke$ha sucks. That crap is an insult to the Platonic ideal of hip-hop. So we’re happy to give a little airspace to anybody who wants to punch a hole in that garbage. See …

I don’t know why this guy is practicing poledance dismounts in his basement to “Sailing” by Christopher Cross, but his loss is our gain….

Transforming from a milk-drinking All-American boy to a painkiller-addicted, self-destructive lunatic was a simple as taking a few thousand steel chairs to the head.

Today’s links are as awesome as cheerleaders in the rain during the summer after your team wins against your rival. So, celebrate the victory. Click these links!

Let’s face it: if you’re involved in the production of childrens’ television, you are in all probability a horrendous pervert. How else to explain the following lineup of kids show…