Every week, I choose five things that make me proud to be an American. A blonde hillbilly girl was hot as hell this week, so the rest was easy.

Is your usual wingman not cutting it anymore? Maybe you need to use technology, bro! Enter Brobot, the Robot Wingman. About time!.

Man, all the kids are talking about this guy Justin Bieber – when they aren’t begging me to let them out of my torture basement, that is. So, in an effort to get to know the younge…

It’s been a very good week in the land of internet links. Maybe it’s because it’s a short week. Or maybe it’s because UFC 110 is this weekend. Whatever the cause, we have an amazin…

Today’s trainwreck is a rock dinosaur one step away from the tar pit. Chinese Democracy has spoken, and it’s W. Axl Rose.

Everybody knows that the Olympics is a hotbed of activity – when you get the world’s best athletes and cram them all into one town, all kinds of shenanigans are going to happen. We…

This video is amazing on about a hundred conceptual levels. This is why the terrorists hate us.

America, meet Jasmine Lennard. The daughter of a shoe company overlord and a Bond girl, Jasmine was a trainwreck from Day One and just got worse.

What a day. The planets must have aligned just right because today’s links are simply awesome. Check ‘em out. All of them. You won’t regret it…

God willing the scientists at NASA will one day talk to a girl, and who knows maybe even touch a boob. Your tax dollars at work, people.

You know, it’s actually pretty feasible. For a company with the motto “Don’t Be Evil,” they sure do be evil a lot.

Yeah, North Carolina Republican George Hutchins! You’ll show those Obama elitists that the Right can use the Internet too! With a Website that basically looks like Geocities had a …

Under the jump, the most hilarious foreign DVD package you will ever see, in which the secret origin of Batman takes some serious twists and turns.

Okay, this cracked me up. If The Wolfman was too serious for you, maybe this Jewish take on the lycanthrope legend will be more your speed.

Oh, the tramp stamp – is there any tattoo that more perfectly communicates “buy me three drinks and I’ll do anything sexually, and may or may not vomit on your Xbox?” While most tr…