Stan tries to out-gamble Roger. Scene from Volume 4 of American Dad, now available on DVD.

Here’s how it works: you give us the funniest caption for this image, we give you fifty bucks. American. Do you have what it takes?

Dig this hot slice of hip-hop from the middle ages as a rappin’ troubadour tells you about all of his wench action.

I can’t tell you how much I wish these guys were my Dads.

Holy crap, dudes – the last episode of Lost has snuck out onto the Interwebs. If you want to get spoiled, watch this video.

When we first saw Kate Walsh’s public service announcement for Oceana about saving endangered sea turtles, we knew that only Zombie Kid could help her get her message across.

What would be a man’s perfect day? And what would happen if sexy college chicks were in ads for colleges? And while we’re at it, what’s up with Lady Gaga’s new outfit?

Who would have thought that going to Mars, blowing stuff up and looking at chicks with three boobs would make for such a great musical?

Check out these hilarious commercials for Canadian hanky-panky network Amour, in which some adult starlets tackle the works of William Shakespeare.

The demented geniuses over at Will They Build It take their show to Cold Stone Creamery to see if they can get a sundae with absolutely everything on the menu.

I’m going to make copies of this sign and put them all over my cubicle. I’m sick of this crap.

BP’s trying to close the pipe causing the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. We have a daring scientific proposal on how to resolve this environmental catastrophe.

Dan Fanelli, running for congress in Florida, would like you to know that brown people are terrorists and should be treated as such. Thanks, Dan!

So this guy is traveling the country doing local news shows to rep a “nonprofit yo-yo association.” Only one problem: he sucks at the yo-yo. Watch this amazing video.

College underwear runs, a mother bear knocks her cub out of a tree, University of Arizona’s Jungle party is awesome and a band teacher loses it.