Are you alone for the big day? Don’t worry, it’s for crooks, creeps, and cretins anyway!

What better way to show your sweetheart how much you love them than with a Nicolas Cage valentine? There’s no way that can backfire!

The Pope has left the papacy and the Catholic church for a higher calling – joining Lord Vader as the new emperor of the Sith.

Maker of Pulp Fiction, Django Unchained, and clearly a big fan of himself.

Aint nobody got time for a tooth ache!

May the Reddit gods show their mercy and not banish this post to the downvote underworld.

People can’t stop arguing about gun control, but do guns really kill people or is there something far more common that we need to be afraid of?

Okay, maybe it wasn’t the same Florida man and maybe it wasn’t all at once, but still, Florida has some pretty messed up individuals.

If you find yourself in the path of the blizzard this weekend, don’t make the same mistake with your car as these unfortunate drivers.

Die Hard was always missing a soundtrack by Elton John and Tim Rice. Yippie kay yay – jazz hands!

Winter Storm Nemo? Twitter knows there’s got to be a better name than that.

We’re all gonna feel Jay-Z’s wrath if we don’t lay off Beyonce soon.

Your weekly news roundup told one frame at a time. Get your GIF on!

Lance Armstrong, Manti Te’o and Tiger Woods were crowned the top three most hated athletes in America. Who are the other players that made the hate hall of fame?

And by music video, we mean his hatchet smashing tale has now been auto-tuned. “Smash, smash suh-mash!”