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Rollerskating Congressman Brings the Funk to Capital Hill
Totally Cool Shark Attack
Teen Death Sentence
Ashton Kutcher Hooks Up With Ancient Evil Disc
"Booty Wave" Could Be Civilization's Downfall
The Robot Every Teenage Boy Needs
Breaking News: High Schoolers Putting Out
Pretentious Foodie Bullshi*
Doctors Say it's 'High' Time to Legalize Marijuana
Aliens Play UFO Hoax
National Dating Standards Lowered
Endangered Bird Is A Total A$$hole
Teen Declares Spanish Class Un-Patriotic
You Can Still Be A Hero Even If You Crap Your Pants
Al Qaeda Attacks Internet With Adorable Photo
Annual Valentine's Day Stoning Of A Happy Couple
Winter Snow Causes Problems For Idiots
Scientists Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday
NASA Announces Plan To Approach Girl By 2018
Internet Archaeologists Find Ruin Of Friendster
DEA Hires Lil' Wayne To Do All Of Mexico's Drugs
