Listen up, Olivia Munn, just because you throw on some glasses and a "I Love Tetris" babydoll t-shirt doesn't mean you're a real nerd. Unless you've got the wedgie scars and gym class swirley flashbacks to prove it, you're just a poser. The Portland Nerd Council (still not sure if this is even a legit thing) is speaking out against the epidemic of "cool kids" posing as nerds.
Take note, all you quirky, Comic-Con loving chicks on Tumblr. Ask yourself, if you were back in high school would you hook up with a true nerd or just ignore him all over again and jump in the football captain's Mustang? The truth will set you free.