"Nothing says Christmas like slaves and whores."
Anne Hathaway's got new movie coming out this Christmas, Les Misérables. And so does Samuel L. Jackson with Django Unchained. Double opening of sad movies, whaaaaaa?! There can be only one sad, melodramatic movie about misery this season and somebody is going to have to go. Who will win, 19th century slaves or poor children during the French revolution?
The only thing that can settle this is a Hollywood Sad Off - Jackson/Hathaway style!