There are many ways to become a Halloween victim — getting your house rolled, car egged, flaming poo bag, etc. Perhaps the worst, though, is becoming the victim of a candy con artist and being left with a plastic jack-o-lantern full of raisins and those nasty orange and black chew candies. Just gross.
Stop being an embarrassment to your family and learn the candy con tricks of the trade so you can make out with the good stuff. Buzzfeed's helpful guide will ensure you walk away with all the Kit Kats and Nerds your pre-diabetic belly can handle.
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