Lars Larson is unofficially the man with the best job in the world. It's his job as Health and Safety Officer to make sure that the girls of the Female Topless Trampolining Championships are in peak shape and using safe equipment when doing the "bouncy bounces."
Steve Jobs takes a note from Tupac and comes back from the dead in hologram form for the iPhone 5. Oddly enough, he also ditched the dorky white guy persona in the afterlife and picked up some rap skills. Go figure...
Injured by a negligent Storm Trooper? Attacked by a rabid Wookie? Call Lando Calrissian. He'll fight for you and your galactic Empire rights.
A religious video for deaf people condemning masturbation just happens to fit perfectly with R. Kelly's "Ignition." Some things just work out the way they're supposed to. "Toot, toot, beep, beep."
We get it, Apple makes a amazing product and the whole "no virus" thing, is a major plus. When the ghost of Steve Jobs starts pumping out Apple bbq sauce though, the madness has got to stop.