So you played it smart and pre-ordered the iPhone 5 online, guaranteeing that you'd have it on day 1 to parade in front of your peers. Then Apple drops the bomb on you that you're gonna have to wait up to two weeks for it. WHAT THE F**K?!!!!!
Apple understands your frustration and has plenty of suggestions for you to pass the time while waiting for your iPhone 5. Dribble a basketball, start P90X, make some crystal meth... before you know it, it'll be time to pre-order the iPhone 6. iSuckers.
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