Let this be a lesson, kids, reading ain't a game and if you treat it like one you may go down the same life path as DMX. Read or die, kids. Read or die.
Finally, the light has been shed on Nolan's true inspiration for Batman's dump truck sounding vocal tone - Cookie Monster. Cookie Monster never struck me as the crime fighter type, but the guy was psycho over those cookies, and it definitely takes somebody who's not all mentally there to dress up as a crime fighting bat. Though that seems more like the Count's territory.
The Internet exploded with the introduction of the Old Spice Muscle Music Maker. Not only are you treated to Terry Crews and his sweet, sweet music-making muscles but Old Spice takes it one step further by allowing you to take control of Terry's beefy bod and make music of your own.
It's the simple things that make life worthwhile - bacon, brandy, woodworking, tweets from pop stars. Nick Offerman knows this and delights in sharing the vast wisdom of today's Disney pop stars. Because you just know that Demi Lavato is gonna be tweeting some seriously mind blowing knowledge.
Forget home security, the real reason to purchase a home surveillance system is for the opportunity to catch jewels of human failure like this video of a kid eating it on his bike, via mailbox.