The late, great Bob Ross was, quite simply, the greatest painter in the history of mankind (sorry, Rembrandt). If there's anything the man has taught us it's that some happy little clouds and trees can brighten up even the most dire of spirits. Divorce? Paint some happy clouds. Medical issues? Happy clouds. Terrorism? Happy clouds.
It's a cruel summer, especially if you happen to be dumb enough to think that handstand backflip into the pool is a good idea. You may want to watch this video while wearing a cup. Learn from the mistakes of these poor fools, whatever stunt you're thinking about trying don't. Trust us, your nuts will thank you.
In this most recent segment of Jimmy Kimmel's "Celebrities Read Mean Tweets", Jimmy offers up some golden Tweets of hate and throws them right in the faces of the celebrities themselves. Your skin could clothe all the poor children of America, Larry King... What's up with being old, Matt LeBlanc... F*ck David Spade, and more. The segment is just another piece of evidence that Jimmy Kimmel is a sadistic human being who delights in the torture and anguish of others. Your reign of pain won't last forever, Kimmel.
Pro-Tip: Skip to 0:30 to begin the strangest infomercial ever
Not to be outdone by us Americans and our Shake Weight infomercials, Korea has recently come out with this ab-crunching, thigh-burning, butt-tightening workout machine which, to the best of my knowledge, is called the "Horse Riding Fitness Ace Power!" machine. This machine gives you the same cardiovascular workout as having sex while reminding you that you are out of shape and completely alone. Perfect!
Since the video of her pre-race ritual went viral last week, parodies of the video have been popping up all over YouTube. Leaked footage now reveals that Michelle has a creeper. Truth be told, she has about 11 million creepers. What can we say, Michelle, the Internet loves a flexible girl and bad '80s music.
