What happens when 5 nymphos and the winner of a Tombstone Pizza contest find themselves under the same roof? You guessed it, non-stop bad decisions. The Onion's send-up of The Real World-Jersey Shore-Bad Girls Club-Rock of Love is such a spot on parody of the standard craptastic reality TV of MTV / VH-1 that would perfectly fit in with the networks' regular programming.
Robin sucks. There, I said it. Even in the 1960s Batman TV show it was apparent that Robin was mostly dead weight. Yea, he was good when you needed somebody with the body of a 13-yr-old girl to squeeze through an air duct, but kicking bad dude ass? Not so much. He's pretty much always been the equivalent of a tag-along kid brother who mostly just got in the way. From the multicolored costume to his name, nothing about this guy is intimidating to criminals.
Is your girlfriend flat as a board? Just rope her into one of these babies and pull the ripcord. Bada bing! It crushes all the skin and flab from her entire torso into the area where her boobs would be if she had any. This is nothing short of a medical breakthrough.
Move over Westminster Dog Show, there's a new bitch on the block and she's sniffing out the greatest leg humping dogs in the park. The first annual Humpy Awards were held recently and gave honor to dogs and their ability to hump the bejeezus out of a leg. It's about time Fido's behavior that makes everyone embarrassed when the neighbors stop by be awarded with a trophy.
The super villains have been defeated and justice has been restored. So what do the Super Friends do now in their golden years? Move to Miami to live together in a ranch style home of course! It's just like The Golden Girls, except lots more talk about spandex and who's sleeping with who in the justice league. YouTuber Kevin Bapp created this mock intro as a pitch to Adult Swim. Not to rag on Adult Swim's current lineup (I'm loving Squidbillies and can't wait for Black Dynamite), but they'd be crazy not to run with this. What do you guys think, does it deserve a 1 a.m. time slot?
