Fact: Zero percent of drivers will stop their car to help a plastic tarantula cross the road. Since the dawn of time, creepy animals like snakes, turtles, and spiders have had horrible luck it comes crossing to the road. Even way back in Roman times, passing caravans were far more likely to crush a "devil serpent" than a cuddly bunny.
One man decided to put the idea that turtles have a higher roadkill rate than snakes to the test with rubber decoys. Conducted on a single highway with 1,000 drivers, he came to the conclusion that 94% of you are boring, and decent drivers. The other 4% - cold blooded, nature hating a$$holes.
