‘What is Drugs?’ Says Crazed ‘I Got Swag’ Crash Dummy Vardan Aslanyan, the New Star of the Internet

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Meet Vardan Aslanyan, the new dumbass darling of the internet. This alleged junkie genius led cops on a 45-minute chase spanning four freeways, reaching speeds topping 100 mph and ending in a smash-up that hurt a kid. But his idiocy reached epic proportions when an on-scene reporter stuck a microphone in his face and Aslanyan said he did it "'cause I got swag and wanted to make it look good." When asked about being whacked on smack, Aslanyan spat out this soon-to-be-classic gem: "What is drugs?"