In Milwaukee, they don't just had each other a beer. They bounce that cold brew off a trampoline from a two-story building.
When James Cameron's sequel to Alien came out in 1986, it had all the ingredients of a box office smash - awesome special effects, a strong plot, killer suspense, but something was missing. A Tony award worthy musical number. At long last, this musical void has been filled with "Far Away From LV426". Sung everyone's favorite orphan girl, Newt.
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Let's face it, kids suck. That constant crying is nothing but a headache and totally ruins any enjoyment of watching TV or doing "adult stuff". Luckily, there's a new product on the market to put a cork in those cry holes of theirs. Nap Time is a special formula developed by military scientists that gently beats your child's brain into instant tranquility, providing them with the rest they so desperately need.
Just because some jungle witch doctor or bath salt junkie takes pleasure in the consumption of human flesh, that doesn't mean it's right for you. C.A.N.N.I.B.A.L. spokesperson Andy Samberg wants to remind people everywhere, that there are plenty of non-human alternatives out there for your next meal. Try a hamburger instead of your neighbor, trust us, they'll thank you.
So a psychopath goes all zombie in Miami and chews a man's face off. Obviously it's the perfect time to pull a zombie prank on the citizens of Miami and have them running for their lives. Amazingly enough, this guy did such a thing and the worst he got was a basketball thrown at his head. What's up with that, Miami? No wannabe Rick Grimes or Alices out there?
