Like an evil temptress, Diablo III will try to remind you of all the good times you once had. Try and resist her siren call though, she's only bringing pain and lies behind those crimson lips.
Disgusting leftovers, anal leakage, rotting corpses, and countless other problems, ba'noodle does it all! Stop wasting time and order yourself this stupid piece of wire wrapped in rubber. Like the man on the talking box says,"just roll it up and keep that sh*t tight, son!"
Let this slinky be a testament to the power of determination. It doesn't give up, it doesn't stop to rest, no matter how tired it becomes. If the human race is to continue to flourish, we must learn from this slinky's undying spirit. Let us not forget... okay, so it's just a slinky on a treadmill. Stupid? Absolutely. Entertaining? Most definitely.
The Secret Pants film crew spent last summer following the migration of these hermit crabs to a secret underground basement, where they then proceeded to trip their face off for a good seven hours to the beats of techno music. Nature be trippin'.
The most recent episode of The VICE Guide to Parenting chronicles the life of comedian and voice-actor Jon Benjamin and his son Judah. Jon speaks to his son in a British accent, only Jon isn't British and his kid has no idea. What a dumb kid, right?