Apocalypse, pants sharting, Internet trolls - bacon fixes it all! Okay, I don't think there's actually any scientific proof that bacon can fix any problem life throws at you, but I'm not about to argue with a singing robot. At the very least, you'll smell like a delicious pork product. Which will instantly make you more likeable to basically everyone.
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