1. Every summer, (or at least since the early ’90s) the hermit crabs migrate to dry land where they trip face to techno music.

    May 23, 2012
  2. Mike Drucker
    Aw, man, my spirit animal just went extinct.
  3. Siri may have incredible value to a person of normal sanity, but just how beneficial is her intelligence to the King of Rocks, aka a crazy man on the street?

    May 23, 2012
  4. Maybe it’s the dramatic music, maybe it’s the slinky’s never dying spirit, but there’s got to be something that society can learn from this.

    May 23, 2012
  5. Uncle drew rolls up to the court to show these young bucks what’s really up. Look out fellas, Uncle Drew is about to take you to the school of hard knocks on your home turf.

    May 22, 2012
  6. Todd Barry
    On my way to "Louie" set. Feel like I forgot something. Oh, I remember: to read script & learn lines.
  7. It’s a common belief that writing “first” began with the Internet, but historians are now discovering that this trolling practice has been going on since mankind’s earliest beginnings.

    May 22, 2012
  8. It’s a love story as old as time itself. Just a boy… his lobster… and the hot girl who’s trying to come between them. Crustacean love knows no boundaries.

    May 21, 2012
  9. Trolling on the Internet is even more difficult when you’re getting your Wi-Fi from under a bridge.

    May 21, 2012
  10. Tommy Johnagin
    playoff hockey is the most exciting thing in sports. aside from banging a kardashian.
  11. We’ve sifted through the rubble of this week’s comedy videos to pick out only the purest comedy nuggets for your enjoyment. Get some business lessons on crack and watch a few teachers drop dance bombs on their unsuspecting pupils.

    May 18, 2012
  12. This Frenchman finds out the hard way that June 6, 1944 wasn’t the best day to start his beach vacation. Nothing spoils a good tanning sesh like mortar explosions.

    May 18, 2012
  13. This is your brain. This is your brain on propane. You’ve been warned, I’ll tell you what.

    May 18, 2012