No other phone on the planet can take photos of food quite like the iPhone 5. The new iPhone 5 has one function and one function only, to take the best possible photos of your food. Not only will these photos look amazing, but they'll give the illusion to all your detached friends and family that your life is fulfilling and fun.
It won't actually make your life any better, but its beautiful high resolution technology will create a stunning smoke screen of lies. Remarkable!
...sure to garner all the likes, hearts, plusses, pins, stars, reposts, reblogs, retumbles, and retweets that you’ve used to replace human connection in your life.”
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