Ted, the pot-smoking, chick-banging bear in Seth MacFarlane's new movie starring Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis, is cashing in on his stardom as the new spokesman for AXE hair stuff. It makes the raunchy stuffed animal so sexy that some girl lets him crawl under the table at a restaurant and create a restaurant-table climax the likes of which hasn't been seen since Meg Ryan faked hers in When Harry Met Sally.
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