1. You look at pancakes in a whole different light when they’re spitting the rhymes of Biggie.

    May 2, 2012
  2. Mike Drucker
    Aw, man, my spirit animal just went extinct.
  3. Not even the cold hand of Death can keep granny in the grave, though it will try… again… and again… and again.

    May 2, 2012
  4. Who knows if April showers brought May flowers, but what they most definitely did bring was a fresh crop of springtime jackassery.

    May 1, 2012
  5. This not-so-nice assessment of San Francisco Chrysler dealer, Ralph Williams was supposedly shot as a commercial spoof by the crew. Pay no attention to the awesome looking dog just chilling on the car hood.

    April 30, 2012
  6. Todd Barry
    On my way to "Louie" set. Feel like I forgot something. Oh, I remember: to read script & learn lines.
  7. The people of Wal-Mart are sexy and they know it (assuming sexy has been redefined as “horrifying”). They will also be shufflin’ their way into your nightmares, whether you like it or not.

    April 30, 2012
  8. Jimmy Kimmel offers a true look at Disney’s nature film Chimpanzee, turns out that little chimp grows up to be a real a**hole. Damn dirty apes.

    April 30, 2012
  9. Nothing says classy, like keeping your deodorant inside a miniature bear figurine. And surprise, it’s available for purchase on the Internet.

    April 27, 2012
  10. Tommy Johnagin
    playoff hockey is the most exciting thing in sports. aside from banging a kardashian.
  11. Senoritas flock to him, criminals run in terror, there’s no task too big or too small that Mexican crime fighting luchero Espanto can’t pin down. Injustice is about to be body slammed.

    April 27, 2012
  12. Miss Travel is a Travel Dating website that matches generous travelers who are looking for a travel companion with attractive people who have the passion for travel but lack the financial resources to do so. And if there’s hand job involved, well, that’s between the two of you.

    April 27, 2012
  13. Hanging out on playgrounds and staring dramatically into the camera while covering the Pet Shop Boys, that’s what girls like, right? Maybe it’s a Canadian thing…

    April 26, 2012