You’re in the club and think you see a familiar face across the room, but aren’t quite sure. You could simply walk up and ask their name, but it’s way more fun to sing a hip-hop song about it.

Havana Bob and Jason just want to offer completely non-sexual rides to those in need of aid, but some people have no respect for the sanctity of marriage. Ugh, the nerve.

Chess can be a dangerous game, especially when your opponent knows your every move and has a murderous streak. Play it safe, switch to solitaire.

I can’t decide if I like this video or hate it, but it is without a doubt, the strangest (and thankfully only) video I’ve ever seen dedicated to unicorn / dolphin love. Oh, and it also happens to be a “legit” commercial for a tattoo parlor in Arizona.

Evildoers beware, the Lumberjacks are a crime fighting super force making the streets safe again. What they lack in fighting skills, weapons, and overall performance they make up for with catchy names. On second thought, there’s really nothing to fear here.

Environmentalists would just assume handle the Mississippi River carp problem through some sort of science-y solution. These brave men have a better idea, killing carp with a sword and trash can armor on water skis. Nope, nothing idiotic going on here.

Jimmy Kimmel is a cruel man. First, he tried to ruin Halloween and Christmas for children, and last Sunday he attempted to sabotage the Super Bowl. When will the madness stop, Jimmy?! When?!

Remember the 1890s, back when polio was still a major threat, women couldn’t vote, and people had to butcher their own meat? Nope? Let Melanie and Jason get you up to speed.

I’m pretty sure that when karate was being perfected hundreds of years ago in Japan, the plan wasn’t to include a white dude rapping over a drum machine. Somebody just lost their dojo privileges.

Ladies, let’s forget about sprinkling rose petals in our mildew ridden bathtub and lighting 40 candles in the bedroom this year. How about we just call it a day and hit up Netflix, k?