In case you have been under a rock on the bottom of the ocean of a planet in a different universe, you have been subject to a near constant stream of news and opinions related to the Kanye West-Kim Kardashian baby (A baby I have named "Kandashian").
Here are the top tweets celebrating the great news for Hollywood's most terrible couple:
if karma exists, Kim Kardashian & Kanye Wests child will look a lot like Dan Hedaya
— Matt Oswalt (@Puddinstrip) January 2, 2013
Do you think Kim and Kanye will pick a traditional name for the baby, like Patricia or Sarah? Or something modern, like Publicity or Stunt?
— Kelly (@KayArePea) January 1, 2013
Kim Kardashian's baby will have Kris Humphries' height, Reggie Bush's speed, Ray J's voice, and Kanye's jaw.
— Rude Comedy (@RudeComedian) January 1, 2013
I look up to Kanye's & Kim's relationship.
— Luis Garcia (@SmoothBoy_Lou) January 2, 2013
I walked away from CSPAN for a minute to grab something. Did anyone see if Kim & Kanye voted yes, or no, on Fiscal Cliff?
— Nick Bilton (@nickbilton) January 2, 2013
Hey, let’s all take it easy on the Kardashian/Kanye kid until it makes a play-date tape.
— Mike Carano (@mikecarano) January 2, 2013
Kanye is a true gentleman. Doesn't every woman dream of the father of her child to say "Stop the show. Say what up to my baby moms, ya'll"
— Prentice Penny (@The_A_Prentice) January 1, 2013
This is when Kanye and Kim's baby was conceived twitter.com/_steeeeee/stat…
— ste (@_steeeeee) January 1, 2013
In the middle of Kim K's childbirth Kanye's baby is going to pop out and interrupt the doctor and talk about how other doctors are better.
— Chris Barde (@SteeziestBsFlip) January 2, 2013
Also, Here are 8 people that had the same joke:
I see Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. I guess she let him finish.
— TED (@TheOfficialTed) January 2, 2013
I guess Kim let Kanye finish.
— Grumpy Cat (@ExtraGrumpyCat) January 1, 2013
I guess Kim let Kanye finish
— Mind Blowing (@RealMindBlowing) January 2, 2013
I guess Kim let Kanye finish
— Daniel Tosh (@MrDanielTosh) January 2, 2013
I guess Kim let Kanye finish
— No (@SMMx0) January 2, 2013
I guess Kim let Kanye finish...
— Life As A Bro (@LifeAsBros) January 2, 2013
Yo, Kanye I'll let you finish.I'm happy for you. But Wiz/Amber had the best pregnancy announcement of all year.
— DJ BONICS (@DJBonics) January 2, 2013
Kanye Ima let you finish but.... oh wait looks like you did
— Bridgette M. (@bridgeybabex) December 31, 2012
and here is one guy that is angry at everyone for making the same joke:
Just so we're on the same page, the Kanye "I'mma let you finish..." jokes haven't been funny for years.
— Fairy Coleman (@KidFury) January 1, 2013
After all is said and done, I think there is something we can all agree on though: This baby is probably the anti-christ.
Eitan Levine is a New York City based comic. Follow him on Twitter at @Eitanthegoalie .
