Do you follow Andrew W.K. on Twitter? No? You should. How can you keep on going without pearls of wisdom such as this:
PARTY TIP: Fried chicken and waffles.
— ANDREW WK (@AndrewWK) November 24, 2012
Yes, that's right, Andrew W.K.'s Twitter feed is exactly what you want it to be and more. And now that Andrew W.K. has been named a US cultural ambassador to the Middle East, his tweets will carry with them more weight than ever. So why not take a look at some of the best his Twitter feed has to offer.
Do you know how Andrew W.K. celebrates Thanksgiving? PARTY, that's how:
Are you having a PUMPKIN PIE PARTY?!?!?
— ANDREW WK (@AndrewWK) November 23, 2012
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!! I'm very thankful for fizzy drinks, milks, tacos, pizzas, pets, pinballs, partying and YOU.
— ANDREW WK (@AndrewWK) November 22, 2012
WHEN IT'S TIME TO PARTY, WE WILL PARTY BIRD! flickr.com/photos/andreww…
— ANDREW WK (@AndrewWK) November 23, 2012
Oh, and what's that picture on that last tweet? Only the partyingest thanksgivingest image of all time!:
But Andrew W.K. has so much more PARTY to offer:
PARTY TIP: Listen to James Brown and think about sex.
— ANDREW WK (@AndrewWK) November 20, 2012
Pizza parties are the party equivalent of partying with God as his beard gives birth to a cobra... twitpic.com/bep3uq
— ANDREW WK (@AndrewWK) November 20, 2012
PARTY TIP: Girls in yoga pants.
— ANDREW WK (@AndrewWK) November 20, 2012
Suddenly having a better day just because you thought about riding dragons with me. #ThatsThePowerOfPositivePartying
— ANDREW WK (@AndrewWK) November 19, 2012
PARTY TIP: Dudes! Use the women's bathroom. It's way nicer in here!
— ANDREW WK (@AndrewWK) November 18, 2012
I'm saying a party power prayer for @hostess_snacks with hopes that the party gods allow their food gifts to remain on earth!
— ANDREW WK (@AndrewWK) November 18, 2012
PARTY TIP: Life is a toilet. If you puke in it, it will party with you forever and give you high fives.
— ANDREW WK (@AndrewWK) November 17, 2012
PARTY FORECAST FOR TONIGHT: Hard.
— ANDREW WK (@AndrewWK) November 18, 2012
And that's just from the past week. The man is a machine, pumping out little bits of awesome every opportunity he gets. I love you, Andrew W.K., I love you so much.
And since this is a post about Andrew W.K. it wouldn't be complete without: PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY!!!!
