Fred Willard was caught yankin his crank at a movie theater, or as it's known around these parts The Full PeeWee Herman.
At least Fred Willard wasn't caught eating at Chick-fil-A
— Eli Braden (@EliBraden) July 19, 2012
Apparently he was caught in the Tiki Theater in Hollywood jackin' it to an adult movie. We thought the days of celebrities (or anyone) getting caught member in hand in theaters were over. I mean the internet exists! Have you been on there? There's a lot of porn. A lot. Like endless. As in there is no end. And you can get it right there in your own home!
Fred Willard getting arrested for jacking it in a theater is the ugly side of old people hating the internet. This could've been avoided.
— Brett (@thecajunboy) July 19, 2012
No fuss, no muss. You don't even have to leave the house. Sure, you have to handle clean-up, but that's a small price to pay for privacy and ... you know ... legality.
Fred Willard illustrates why it's important to teach your elderly relatives how to use a computer.
— will weldon (@oldmanweldon) July 19, 2012
"American Wedding" is still the worst thing Fred Willard's done in a theater.
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) July 19, 2012
I'm still not convinced that this isn't all some publicity stunt. His upcoming movie is called The Yank, after all. I don't care what anyone says, this is taking viral marketing too far, Hollywood.
I like any day when Mayim Bialik is nominated for an Emmy and Fred Willard is arrested for masturbating. Congrats to you both.
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) July 19, 2012
In all seriousness, I'm glad we're reacting to this with the humor it deserves and not the moral indignation and outrage that came with PeeWee Herman's arrest. I guess part of that is the internet. Masturbation is an expected daily activity for most people. Sure, doing it in public is silly, but it's not like he was hurting anybody.
Good for Fred Willard. I hope I'm still engaging in lewd acts when I'm 72.
— Adam Carl (@AdamWearsPants) July 19, 2012
Plus, it's a porn theater! What do they expect to happen there? Plenty of crazy things happen in normal theaters. This is a place that only shows movies that were designed for you to jerk off to.
Fred Willard was arrested for masturbating in a movie theater. That is the best review of "The Dark Knight Rises" so far.
— Betty F*ckin' White (@BettyFckinWhite) July 19, 2012
I know it feels weird to think of Fred Willard, America's funny grandpa, masturbating, but we love him, shouldn't he be allowed to love himself?
Like you guys have never been caught pleasuring Fred Willard in a movie theater.
— Eli Terry (@EliTerry) July 19, 2012