It was 71 years ago today that Chuck Norris entered the world and drop kicked everyone in the delivery room just to prove a point. He was badass and not gonna take sh#$ from anybody - medical license or not. In honor of this great American badass we felt compelled (scared for our lives if we didn't) to share with you some of our favorite clips of this bearded centurion of awesome in action. By the way, we're voting Norris in 2012. We're not sure he's running, but he said if we didn't vote for him regardless he'd give us a stern talking to (aka murder us).
Chuck Norris Plays With A Teddy Bear
Chuck Fact There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals that Chuck Norris allowed to live.
Daniel Boone killed a bear with his bare hands, Chuck Norris killed a bear just by looking at it.
Chuck Norris Super Kick
Chuck Fact Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the earth a billion years ago, and it's still spinning.
