Oh, celebrities: they suck, yet we can't stop thinking about them. But who is truly the world's most worthless celebrity? Here at Heavy, we use science to answer these questions. Using a complex series of algorithms that monitor blog mentions, videos, and other Internet and media traffic, we have distilled the world's celebrities into an orderly list of 100 attention-seeking douchebags. Every day, we'll debut another entry on the list, counting down to the ultimate celebrity trainwreck.
Today’s trainwreck is a three-fer, each of which could easily earn a place in this listing. But rather than eat up three slots, I figured I’d tackle the ringleader and flip some buckshot towards the siblings on the side. We've got sex tapes, publicity-spawned televised marriages, domestic abuse, and, of course, Twitter. So without further ado, let’s get into the Kardashians.
If you think “celebrity attention whore,” Kim Kardashian is probably seventh, maybe eighth on your list. It’s usually OK, because she’s a smoking hot Armenian-Dutch beauty with a fantastic body, but man is she ever dumb. From having a sex tape with Brandy’s brother to claiming that her body is “all natural” while endorsing quack diet products on her Twitter (and getting lots of hush-hush plastic surgery), Kim is a study in idiotic contradiction. As for the other two? Oldest sister Kourtney is hooked up with legendary douche Scott Disick, and younger sister Khloe got all of the fugly genes and married poor dumb Lamar Odom after one month of dating in a televised wedding that had a countdown timer attached to it. Here's a fun video of the klassy Kardashians yelling, cursing and hitting each other.
