Oh, celebrities: they suck, yet we can't stop thinking about them. But who is truly the world's most worthless celebrity? Here at Heavy, we use science to answer these questions. Using a complex series of algorithms that monitor blog mentions, videos, and other Internet and media traffic, we have distilled the world's celebrities into an orderly list of 100 attention-seeking douchebags. Every day, we'll debut another entry on the list, counting down to the ultimate celebrity trainwreck.
2010 will go down in history as the Year of Celebrity Adultery, when famous people just could keep their peen in their pants. Today's trainwreck took some of the heat off of Tiger Woods and his harem of D-list Internet porn consorts when his own affairs were revealed. And, let's be frank, the ladies he was diddling while his Oscar-winning wife (widely regarded as one of the nicest women in Hollywood) are about as skanky as you can image. One had tattoos on her forehead and one was actually named Skittles. Let's learn some more about this philandering screwup, shall we?
Jesse James got his start as a bodyguard for morally upstanding young men like Glenn Danzig and the boys in Slayer, only to follow his dream of opening up his own motorcycle customization shop, West Coast Choppers. He then followed another dream by marrying a porn star, the demented Janine Lindemulder, and fathering a kid with her. After a documentary on the Discovery Channel propelled him to fame (and his own show, Monster Garage), James became Hollywood A-list, partnering up with actress and producer Sandra Bullock in one of Tinseltown's classic beauty and the bad boy romances. Unfortunately, James should have kept his monster in the garage, as in 2010 he was dogged by rumors of sleazy flings with some of the trampiest women around - mega-tattooed publicity whore Michelle "Bombshell" McGee and tattoo shop hanger-on Skittles Valentine, just to start. Why would James flush his perfect life away for some nasty tail? The world may never know. Here's an interview with James when he was promoting his new show, Jesse James Is A Dead Man. Truer words were never spoken.
