Oh, celebrities: they suck, yet we can't stop thinking about them. But who is truly the world's most worthless celebrity? Here at Heavy, we use science to answer these questions. Using a complex series of algorithms that monitor blog mentions, videos, and other Internet and media traffic, we have distilled the world's celebrities into an orderly list of 100 attention-seeking douchebags. Every day, we'll debut another entry on the list, counting down to the ultimate celebrity trainwreck.
Every once in a great while, a trainwreck comes along that manages to grab the insanity by the horns and actually survive and even thrive. Today's trainwreck has been acting for a good long time (he was the last person killed on Gunsmoke!), but in 1988 was involved in a serious motorcycle accident that doctors feared would give him permanent brain damage. Guess what? It did! After the accident, he just got weirder, starring as a crazed organ harvesting Jewish doctor in an anti-semitic Turkish war film, appearing in a number of bizarre viral videos, and doing a stint on Celebrity Rehab, where a doctor posited that his accident broke down the "filters" between mind and mouth. How else do you explain lines like "I'm going to pull your endocrine system out of your body"
Ladies and gentlemen, Gary Busey. The bizarre star made his starring debut as Buddy Holly in a 1978 biopic, but after a brief run in the 80s he became one of Hollywood's most unusual outsiders. After his brain accident, Busey started saying just about anything that popped into his head, including dispensing "Buseyisms," bizarre self-help acronyms, and the like. Massive cocaine usage (including once snorting off of a dog) didn't help matters much. Busey, 65, just welcomed a new son into the world – lord knows how berserk that kid is going to be. Why don't you chew on some Buseyisms?
