Oh, celebrities: they suck, yet we can't stop thinking about them. But who is truly the world's most worthless celebrity? Here at Heavy, we use science to answer these questions. Using a complex series of algorithms that monitor blog mentions, videos, and other Internet and media traffic, we have distilled the world's celebrities into an orderly list of 100 attention-seeking douchebags. Every day, we'll debut another entry on the list, counting down to the ultimate celebrity trainwreck.
Today's trainwreck was once known as "the next Michael Jackson." And they meant it in a good way! Unfortunately, the pop / R&B phenomenon decided to go a very different direction with his personal life, and instead of abusing kids, he decided to abuse women. Or one woman in particular – his far more famous and successful girlfriend. But things weren't always horrible – I mean, sure, he had to watch his Mom's boyfriend beat the crap out of her, but he got out and had a #1 hit at the age of sixteen. It all fell apart in 2008 with his domestic violence arrest, but what makes him a contender on this list is his attitude towards the beating, where he had the gall to act like a victim to the press instead of the violent scumbag he is. Who's the trainwreck? Under the jump,chump.
That's right, Trainwreck #47 is Chris Brown. Brown's brutal beating of his gorgeous girlfriend Rihanna should have permanently derailed any hope the singer had at finding fame, but the world is not a fair place. Instead, Brown has carried on a one-man ass campaign, ranting that he is being unfairly judged by the media, that stores are blackballing him and not stocking his records, and that he's really a nice guy. Sure you are, Chris. Your insincere apologies and childish behavior prove that you're a trainwreck for life. Check out this clip of Brown on Larry King saying that the police reports are "it's like, wow."
