Oh, celebrities: they suck, yet we can't stop thinking about them. But who is truly the world's most worthless celebrity? Here at Heavy, we use science to answer these questions. Using a complex series of algorithms that monitor blog mentions, videos, and other Internet and media traffic, we have distilled the world's celebrities into an orderly list of 100 attention-seeking douchebags. Every day, we'll debut another entry on the list, counting down to the ultimate celebrity trainwreck.
Conspiracy theorists are, by nature, a less than stable bunch. It takes a very special kind of mind to believe that the moon landing was faked or JFK is still alive somewhere. But in the dogpile of modern conspiracy kooks, one man stands supreme in his unstoppable mission to prove – something. I still can't figure it out. A self-described "paleoconservative," he pushes his agenda on his radio show, website and bizarre self-released videos about the New World Order. His major malfunction is his insane belief that a massive conspiracy was behind the attack on the World Trade Towers, and the U.S. government is behind it all to enslave us with chips in our heads and… yikes. Who's the trainwreck nutcase? After the jump.
Trainwreck #63 is Alex Jones. The Texas native got his start in the wooly world of public television, defending David Koresh and his Branch Davidian cult's reputation after the ATF burned down their compound. He then moved to the radio, syndicating his daily slice of nutrageousness across the country. Listening to Alex Jones is like taking notes from a paranoid schizophrenic – he yells, wheedles and whines about ridiculous coincidence like it was the Holy Bible. It's very telling that one of the biggest celebrities to endorse Jones' lunacy was no other than Spencer Pratt. Enjoy the following video of Jones, face painted like the Joker, blowing your tiny little mind.
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