Oh, celebrities: they suck, yet we can't stop thinking about them. But who is truly the world's most worthless celebrity? Here at Heavy, we use science to answer these questions. Using a complex series of algorithms that monitor blog mentions, videos, and other Internet and media traffic, we have distilled the world's celebrities into an orderly list of 100 attention-seeking douchebags. Every day, we'll debut another entry on the list, counting down to the ultimate celebrity trainwreck.
This is more of a courtesy placement than anything – over the last year, this notorious trainwreck has been pretty dormant, but at the height of her insanity she burned brighter and crazier than anyone I've ever seen. One of the legion of teen girl pop stars that rose to fame at the beginning of the 21st century, she mixed a schoolgirl's innocence with a prostitute's – well, whorishness, I guess – and made millions in the process. But when the little girl grew up into a woman, everything went to hell – from multiple short-lived marriages to a disastrous reality show. And then: the psychotic break. Shaving her head! Attacking cars! And, eventually, overdosing on pills and being hospitalized. Even though she's mid-comeback, she could still snap at any time. Who's the trainwreck? Find out inside.
If you didn't get this one, you may need to get out of World of Warcraft once in a while Trainwreck #81 is Britney Spears. From the underage hottie we all hated to love (and singer of Toxic, one of the best pop songs of the last ten years) to a bloated, white trash disaster area with two Cheeto-scarfing kids and a slovenly leech of a husband in K-Fed, rarely have the mighty fallen so far so fast. Britney's decline was so insanely rapid that it shocked the world, keeping gossip rags in business single-handedly with her exploits. Thankfully for her, a strict regimen of shutting the hell up and getting in shape has returned her to the pop charts, but I still think that the worst of Britney Spears is yet to come. Dig this spectacular video of Britney at her mumble-mouthed hillbilly best.
