Oh, celebrities: they suck, yet we can't stop thinking about them. But who is truly the world's most worthless celebrity? Here at Heavy, we use science to answer these questions. Using a complex series of algorithms that monitor blog mentions, videos, and other Internet and media traffic, we have distilled the world's celebrities into an orderly list of 100 attention-seeking douchebags. Every day, we'll debut another entry on the list, counting down to the ultimate celebrity trainwreck.
Mentally ill people and reality television – was there ever a better combination? Today's trainwreck seemed sort of normal when she made her debut on America's Next Top Model, but it wasn't long before the camera's eye turned her into an insatiable publicity hog. Instead of pursuing a career in high fashion, she turned to more reality TV to pay the bills, starring in The Surreal Life, where she met the washed-up former child actor who would become her husband on yet another reality show. This pathetic hottie has tried every lame trick in the book to extend her fifteen minutes, from faked lesbian pics to a televised wedding. Her latest move? Trying to appeal to the eternally horny nerd set by posting shots of herself playing World of Warcraft – naked. GTFO noob. Who's the trainwreck?
Trainwreck #76 is Adrianne Curry. The winner of the first "cycle" of America's Next Top Model (beating out the far smarter and hotter Elyse Sewell) had it all – a contract with Wilhelmina and more gigs than she could handle. But trash always rises to the top, and it wasn't long before she was mixing with B-listers on The Surreal Life and starting a romance with Christopher "Peter Brady" Knight, who was more than twice her age. The pair would spin off into another reality show while Curry's modeling gigs dwindled to the occasional Ed Hardy shoot. Add in her hilariously pathetic Myspace blogs and you have a serious mess.
