Oh, celebrities: they suck, yet we can't stop thinking about them. But who is truly the world's most worthless celebrity? Here at Heavy, we use science to answer these questions. Using a complex series of algorithms that monitor blog mentions, videos, and other Internet and media traffic, we have distilled the world's celebrities into an orderly list of 100 attention-seeking douchebags. Every day, we'll debut another entry on the list, counting down to the ultimate celebrity trainwreck.
This notorious New York City trashbag is one of the biggest egomaniacs in the movie industry, which is saying a hell of a lot. Starting out as an actor and hip-hop MC, he's branched out into directing somnolent indie movies, making horrible paintings, performing third-rate watered-down post-indie rock music and being a Republican. He's most famous for sticking his wang into Chloe Sevigny's mouth on-screen in a movie that was otherwise totally unwatchable, but he spends most of his time auctioning off his belongings on eBay. Who is this perpetually unwashed downtown trainwreck?
Yep, it's "Prince" Vincent Gallo. If you're looking for reasons to hate New York, this grotesque sleazebag is near the top of the list. Gallo is one of those guys who manages, without a lick of discernable talent, to find some modicum of success just by being in the right place at the right time sucking up to the right people. From riding Jean-Paul Basquiat's coattails in the 80s to his most recent comments that Sarah Palin and her daughters are "the hottest family I've ever seen," this dirty stain on lower Manhattan is a classic publicity-sucking leech. Oh, and he's also in all likelihood a pedophile – when he was 30, he was hitting on 17 year old Chloe Sevigny, and at 45 he was getting with teenage scenester Cory Kennedy. Classy. For extra creepiness, try watching this video of him on the set of Freeway 2: Confessions Of A Trickbaby and imagining him touching somebody you care about.
