Oh, celebrities: they suck, yet we can't stop thinking about them. But who is truly the world's most worthless celebrity? Here at Heavy, we use science to answer these questions. Using a complex series of algorithms that monitor blog mentions, videos, and other Internet and media traffic, we have distilled the world's celebrities into an orderly list of 100 attention-seeking douchebags. Every day, we'll debut another entry on the list, counting down to the ultimate celebrity trainwreck.
Being famous for a willingness to take your clothes off isn't an occupation that requires a good deal of mental stability, but this trainwreck has taken that dictum and drove it right off a cliff. She first became famous by making herself the first Myspace user with over a million friends (well, except for Tom) and parlayed this ridiculous excuse for fame into a reality show, a music career, and all of the other things that today's slutty young ladies aspire to. But this hot mess has taken it a step further, releasing a self-help book, which is maybe the cruelest joke ever played on paper. She's also been in the news recently for public battles with her NFL beau, suicide threats on Twitter and an unbelievable naked live webcam meltdown. Who's the trainwreck? Find out inside!
Of course, it could be none other than Tila Tequila. The bobble-headed Vietnamese sex object has clawed her way up the ladder of fame using every asset that God and plastic surgery could give her, but it hasn't been an easy ride. After becoming Playboy's first Cyber Girl of the Month of the Asian persuasion, Tila landed on Myspace like a swarm of locusts, becoming the fledgling social network's first real "killer app." But it wasn't enough for Tila to have a million e-friends – no, she wanted more. So the trashy VH1 reality epic A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila followed. But now that her second reality show has been rejected by the networks, Tila is on the way down the toilet bowl of fading fame, and all the hilarious antics that that implies are following – from epic Twitter meltdowns to nude UStream rants where she says she's an angel sent from Heaven to put together an army and save the world. Oh, that'll end well. Here's a clip from her latest Ustream where she tries to strip her clothes off and falls on her wasted ass instead.
