Oh, celebrities: they suck, yet we can't stop thinking about them. But who is truly the world's most worthless celebrity? Here at Heavy, we use science to answer these questions. Using a complex series of algorithms that monitor blog mentions, videos, and other Internet and media traffic, we have distilled the world's celebrities into an orderly list of 100 attention-seeking douchebags. Every day, we'll debut another entry on the list, counting down to the ultimate celebrity trainwreck.
Reality TV is a harsh mistress – for every person who gets famous under the camera's clammy eye, there's a hundred who fade back into obscurity. Today's Trainwreck 100 pick is dead set on making sure that never happens to him. His quest for worldwide fame took him from one of MTV's top-rated shows to all sorts of places, from the deepest jungles of Costa Rica to the conspiracy theory wasteland of the Alex Jones show, where he claimed that the United States government caused 9-11. Sporting a pubic beard and a perpetual smirk, he's the most hated man on TV right now, and he loves it. Can you guess the identity of today's trainwreck?
Damn right, it's Spencer Pratt. One half of the odious duo known as "Speidi" along with wife Heidi Montag, this utter turd is famous for all the wrong reasons – being a judgemental, stupid, tasteless wreck on The Hills. Spencer is a trainwreck for the best of reasons – you absolutely can't look away as he continues to humiliate himself in his own best interests. Whether it be his hilarious music career (filming his airheaded wife's music videos) or his demented Twitter account, Spencer is milking the cow of fame with an iron claw. In some ways, I have to respect that, but in other ways I really want to punch him in his moronic face until he gets a job. And no, I don't mean rapping, as he does in the next video.
