Oh, celebrities: they suck, yet we can't stop thinking about them. But who is truly the world's most worthless celebrity? Here at Heavy, we use science to answer these questions. Using a complex series of algorithms that monitor blog mentions, videos, and other Internet and media traffic, we have distilled the world's celebrities into an orderly list of 100 attention-seeking douchebags. Every day, we'll debut another entry on the list, counting down to the ultimate celebrity trainwreck.
Having a sex tape isn't enough to get you on the Trainwreck 100 - if we honored every D-lister who videotaped themselves doing the dirty bird, we'd have to do a Trainwreck 1000. But it's a whole 'nother story when the sex tape is somebody who has been on a moral crusade to clean up America. This blond bimbo first came to America's attention when a clip of her views on gay marriage went viral, turning her into a poster child for the Religious Right. But somehow they didn't seem to mind when nude photos and a sex tape were found - a sex tape so nasty that TMZ didn't even want to touch it! Her career in tatters, ostracized by both Red and Blue America, I see only great comedy in the future from this trainwreck. Do you know who it is? Check after the jump.
Yes, it's Carrie Prejean! The former Miss California could have been just another viral video one-hit wonder, with her Miss America clip derided by the Internet and forgotten, but after sampling the salty fluid of fame, Carrie seemed determined to stay in the spotlight however she could, whether it be doing commercials or speaking at evangelical Christian colleges. She narrowly dodged one bullet when semi-nude modeling photos leaked, but once the dark secret from her past (that she had made not one but seven sex tapes) leaked, she was stripped of her sash and kicked to the curb. She promptly sued the Miss America organization for religious discrimination, a lawsuit which she abruptly settled. So what's next for Carrie Prejean? I'm going to guess more hilarious public screwups and hopefully a public release for the sex tapes, because even if she is a crazy Christian, she's still smokin' hot to look at.
