Oh, celebrities: they suck, yet we can't stop thinking about them. But who is truly the world's most worthless celebrity? Here at Heavy, we use science to answer these questions. Using a complex series of algorithms that monitor blog mentions, videos, and other Internet and media traffic, we have distilled the world's celebrities into an orderly list of 100 attention-seeking douchebags. Every day, we'll debut another entry on the list, counting down to the ultimate celebrity trainwreck.
Being a lesbian in Hollywood must be a tough row to hoe – but how about being a lesbian who was abducted by aliens? Today's Trainwreck 100 dishonoree is one of the most purely batcrap women to ever hit Tinseltown, Her first role was as identical twins on a soap opera, but it's not any of her on-screen roles that got her a place on the list. No, it's her bizarre relationship history (Steve Martin? Lindsey Buckingham?) that hit a peak when she became half of the most famous lesbian couple in America before she conducted a home invasion and declared herself God. Who could this be? Find out after the jump.
Today's trainwreck is Anne Heche. If you looked at her, you probably couldn't tell that there's a seething hive of Ecstasy-fueled insanity inside her head. Diddled by her gay dad (and given herpes) as a kid, Heche fled for Hollywood as soon as she could, racking up minor roles in a bunch of flicks, but she became a real name in 1997 when she began dating Ellen DeGeneres. In 2000, the day after the couple broke up, Heche knocked on the door of a Fresno house in her underthings, walked in and made herself at home. When the cops came, she announced that she was God – or more accurately "Celestia, daughter of God," and she was here to take Earthlings to Heaven in her spaceship. These delusions were the product of tons of MDMA usage, of course, but I'm still looking for that spaceship. Check out this clip of Heche talking about Celestia.
