So Hollywood's favorite trainwreck, the formerly hot Lindsay Lohan, was in the news this week - first, her Dad told the media that he figured she'd be dead in a year, which is I think pretty generous considering. I also learned that she got a new tattoo a little while back. And boy, is it ever completely freaking stupid. It reads "Stars, all we ask for is our right to twinkle." So, uh, "twinkle" is the new slang for "do rails in the bathrooms of ludicrous restaurants and Twitter incoherently?" I'm a bit of a tattoo artist myself, so I took the opportunity to mock up some alternate ideas for Lindsay's ink - check them below the jump.
