Republican vice-Presidential candidate and ex-governor of Alaska Sarah Palin's Facebook page has been a gathering ground for the conservative Right to keep in touch with their lady love. But now we've used some proprietary time machine technology to bring you Palin's postings... that haven't happened yet.
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October 10th 2009 Sarah Palin is only terrorists know that Iraq and Iran are two different countries. I know the difference between the Dakotas. Betcha the liberal media don't know which one is East Dakota and which one is West. |
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October 31st 2009 Sarah Palin is a death panel for Halloween. There's nothing more frightening to hardworking Americans today. And NO Todd, I don't think it's funny when you suggest putting my mother on a death panel. |
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November 4th 2009 Sarah Palin is one year anniversary of the death of American small town values. |
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December 25th 2009 Sarah Palin is enjoying her Christmas Polar Bear. Real Americans eat big game for a big holiday... endangered is just another one of them socialist terms. |
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January 1st 2010 Sarah Palin is thrilled to be spending the new years in the heartland of America. Wasilla, it is good to be home. |
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February 14th 2010 Sarah Palin is thinks it would have been nice if Todd had remembered the date today before going snowmobiling all over the state. And NO Todd, I don't think offering me a ride in the dogsled counts as a inviting me to come. |
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April 12th 2010 Sarah Palin is thanks the Kondoms Kan Kill group for having her and Bristol speak at their annual abstinence convention. God Bless. |
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May 2nd 2010 Sarah Palin is unbelieving. Bristol had premarital sex AGAIN. And NO Todd, when I say watch the kids I don't mean drink yourself stupid and spend the whole weekend passed out in the back shed. |
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June 9th 2010 Sarah Palin is the liberal media is out to get my family. I'll say it one more time, Bristol just gained a little bit of weight. I repeat she is not pregnant. |
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July 4th 2010 Sarah Palin is proudly announces the birth of HER her new son Nobama Red Palin |
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