Celebrities

What’s Wrong With This Woman?

posted August 28, 2009 by
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You and I both know what's wrong with this woman - it's Lady Gaga, bizarrely-dressed electro-pop superstar and alleged hermaphrodite. But I wanted to know what America thought - the part of America who has absolutely no idea who she is. I polled hundreds of people, disqualifying those who correctly identified her, and this is what they said.

"First of all this woman expreesions are not less than any ghost and her teeths makes it more horrible....and moreover it looks like she is a psycho patient."

"She looks upset, hostile, defensive about something."

"The wrong with this woman is here teeth looks like a devil."

"Apparently she is famous and dressed for Halloween. OR she's on crack...."

"It seems like she is suffering a lot of pain in stomach."

"She looks like a devil. I think this is a costume she had worn for the Halloween contest. But she looks ugly for me."

"she doesn't look real. chin too angular and eyes flat. skin looks unnatural. if she is real i apologize. pink hair and fangs."

I don't think any apology is necessary, good American. As long as she keeps making horrible music and dressing like a dead mongoloid, no apology necessary at all.