Armwrestle Dick Cheney / partial robot / cyborg Dick Cheney.
Swim through an Olympic-size pool of Vicks Vapo-Rub to save a little girl (little girl can be blind for amped-up drama factor).
Punch a bullet so hard it flies back in the gun and explodes.
Kiss his identical twin (OK to use CGI here if identical twin is not available).
Do a backflip off of a porch, sunporch, stoop, balcony or veranda and kick a bear in the face.
Respond to this