Why Isn’t James Cameron Casting Tobias Fünke in Every Movie?!

Published:11:56 am EDT, May 15, 2013| Updated:2:20 pm EDT, May 17, 2013|
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"Welcome to Dr. Tobias Fünke’s Internet Video Audition Reel! I hope you enjoy the deep range of thespian urges that come out in each of my characters. “Blue Man Group Understudy” was just the tip of my talent."

Yes, Tobias Fünke has an acting website complete with sizzle reel and it's probably just about the best example of a true thespian the world has ever seen. It should also be mentioned the address is http://InsertMeAnywhere.biz. Yes, it is "insert me anywhere." Classic!

Ron Howard is already on-board with the talent of Tobias, now James Cameron just needs to get a clue.

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Do you not want to see Tobias in every movie ever made from this point forward?! Hollywood should probably just start remaking every movie that's already been created with Tobias, too.

It's all part of Netflix's promotion for the May 26th premiere of the new season of Arrested Development and the best part is that fans now have an opportunity to Photoshop Tobias' different characters into any setting and create their own action sequences.

Tobias' six different characters are:
Average Fellow
Cowpoke
Doctor
Motorcycle Ruffian
Action Hero
Big Man on Campus (personal favorite)

You should probably stop whatever nonsense you're doing at the moment and devote the rest of your day to creating some Tobias magic. Your friends and Hollywood will thank you for it. Insertmeanywhere.biz

Dr. Tobias Fünke photoshops


Dr. Tobias Fünke photoshops


Dr. Tobias Fünke photoshops


Dr. Tobias Fünke photoshops

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