If you just pay attention to what the spatially-confused and pretty-much-helpless-in-every-possible-way Sims have to say about parenting, you'll really learn a lot about how to raise a human baby.
Let your kid leave the house like this.
Encourage him to speak his mind.
Be an involved parent.
Keep the baby warm and comfortable.
Salute once your baby learns to levitate.
Insist your little one play with her imaginary friend, even as a teenager.
Make it clear that you will not tolerate your kid's lameness ruining your parties.
Tossing your little one around is great for fun and bonding.
Let your quadruplet babies take turns sleeping in the crib. The floor is a great place in the meantime!
Take the time to introduce the baby to your pets.
Invest in a nice stroller, even if you don't feel the need to use it!
Kids can pile on top of one another in the crib, to save space.
Shower your baby with the most affection possible, even if your baby is a weird ghost thing.
Be creative when taking the little one out for a stroll.
Keep your baby away from dangers such as fires.
Scream whenever your toddler starts to scream.
Precariously balancing on the railing of the crib is great for a toddler's well-being.
Hold the baby upside down whenever giant butterflies are near, for safety.
Teach your baby to be forward and direct when it comes to communication.
Let your skeleton maid, Bonehilda, take care of the baby every now and then.