If you find yourself guilty of any of the behavior in this series of photos, we have some bad news for you - you're failing miserably at life.
Yes, put your thumb over the nozzle for maximum spray, that should make a difference.
This person undoubtedly was walking home.
Parents of Mike Litoris, that whole baby naming thing - seriously, what were you thinking?
Not a car wash. Somebody this dumb shouldn't even be operating roller skates, let alone a car.
Knowing how to use a microphone isn't really an issue with lip-syncing.
The wrong way to have phone sex.
I think I saw Yosemite Sam do the same thing once in a Bugs Bunny cartoon. It didn't end well.
There's a right way and a wrong way to design a playground. Generally, having children slide into a dumpster is the wrong way.
Safety is his top priority. Breathing is not.
You had one job!
Maybe in 1998.
Justice League - you're doing it wrong.
That kid could have told the man about the tp trail instead of snapping a photo - thankfully, he made the right choice.
Marketing - you're doing it horribly wrong.
She tried calling one of her lifelines for this question and they hung up on her for beings such an idiot.