Oh Snap! That Toy Poodle You Bought is Just a Weasel on Steroids

Published:11:02 am EDT, April 10, 2013| Updated:11:20 pm EDT, April 11, 2013|
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Toy poodles have long been a status symbol of snobs throughout history. Perhaps no other canine in the world has the power to convey "I'm better than you and have a yappy little dog to prove it."

In the ultimate twist though, a number of gullible poodle admirers have been duped into buying roided up weasels under the guise they were getting a pure bred toy poodle. That's right, folks, you just bough an expensive RAT! Ouch, that's gotta suck.

ferrets sold as toy poodles

A local news station in Argentina has reported that a salesman was busted selling the impostor poodles to people after a man took his roid-rat to a vet, only to discover it was a giant weasel. The victim reportedly paid $150 for his "rat dog" and another woman was tricked into buying what she thought was a chihuahua - nope, rat again.

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Confused over whether your poodle is indeed a poodle or possibly a juiced up weasel in disguise? Luckily, there are some simple precautions you can take to ensure you don't become the laughing stock of the ladies social tea club.

Poodles:

Typically weigh around nine pounds and stand 25 cm tall.
Generally, very perky and do dog-like things such as bark and fetch.
Have a long snout and wet, black nose.
Often found in designer purses.

Weasels/Ferrets:
Normally weigh around three pounds.
Usually white, brown or mixed fur color and 51 cm in length.
Usually hop around and climb on things.
Do not bark but often make a soft clucking noise or hiss.
Often found in holes or lurking around baby carriages.

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