Scientifically Accurate Ninja Turtles Kinda Suck at Crime

Published:4:38 pm EDT, April 29, 2013| Updated:4:50 pm EDT, April 30, 2013|

As a kid you may have thought that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were ridding NYC of crime, but the truth is, in real life they'd be pretty useless. Animation Domination High Def is cracking open the shell and revealing that scientifically accurate ninja turtles really suck at crime and are likely to make you vomit. Seriously, Michelangelo is riddled with gross diseases.

Oh, there's also some stuff about them having d*cks half their body length and bleeding from their shells. Shredder has nothing to worry about from these reptiles.

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