Rocket scientists are pervs. Sorta. Somebody happened to notice that a photo of the tracks left behind from Mars Rover on the surface of Mars look strikingly similar to a penis in the photo below. Naturally, Twitter exploded with this and the dick jokes came a flyin'!
It's basically the billion dollar version of drawing graffiti on the inside of a bathroom stall. What the hell is going on up there on the red planet?! This is why you don't give the Rover controls to your 14-year-old son, even if it is "bring your kid to work day." You so nasty, NASA.
"Mars Rover 'Draws' Penis On Red Planet" HAHAHAHA space geeks can have banter too!huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/24/mar…
— Rory. (@lifewithoutrory) April 25, 2013
— Rituparna Chatterjee (@MasalaBai) April 25, 2013
Rover Channels Inner Teenager With Penis Doodle on Mars on.mash.to/146iseO
— Pete Cashmore (@mashable) April 24, 2013
So proud that I live in a world where I can read a headline that starts with "The mars rover penis."
— Joseph Sanchez (@Joseph_TS) April 25, 2013
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